Xtina had ‘fake tanner’ running down her leg
So if you’ve been on the web over the past two days, you know by now that Christina Aguilera was at Etta James‘ funeral to […]
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Christina Aguilera looks like hell!
Oh I’m not even going to try and sugarcoat this: Christina Aguilera was at the Michael Jackson tribute concert over the weekend held in London, […]
Kris Jenner is cheap, probably also a whore!
So despite the fact that whore Kim Kardashian is a multi-millionaire with enough whore dollars to build her own Scrooge McDuck money pit, her mother, […]
Maroon 5 / Christina Aguilera’s ‘Moves Like Jagger’
No, I do not know how I can go from posting an awesome video for an awesome song by Lana Del Rey to doing one […]
Kelly Osbourne just got some sweet, sweet revenge
A few years ago, when Christina Aguilera was still hot shit and Kelly Osbourne was just known as the chubby rocker chick from The Osbournes, […]
Oh look, Christina Aguilera’s drunk again!
Fun fact: Canadians don’t celebrate Memorial weekend (except in Newfoundland and Labrador), but I’m assuming it has something to do with awesome barbecues and drinking […]
Christina Aguilera: Now on Hollywood’s ‘Gay Walk Of Fame’
For some reason, someone in Hollywood decided that it would be a great idea to throw another Walk of Fame out there, so they created […]
Christina Aguilera is officially divorced!
If you have a thing for chubby, blonde drunks who can sing pretty, then have I got good news for you: Christina Aguilera is now […]
The Drunken Mousketeer is on Twitter now!
Taking a page from Charlie Sheen, Christina Aguilera has hopped on Twitter (@TheRealXtina), which is more or less the final refuge for drunk celebrities looking […]
The drunk Mouseketeer is getting another fragrance!
One thing I’ll never understand: Why do only the female mouseketeers slowly devolve into full-blown craziness? Think about it: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Demi Lovato […]
Xtina got her drunk ass a job!
Fresh off her arrest for public intoxication, which is a nice way to say “bitch be drunk off her ass”, Christina Aguilera somehow managed to […]
Xtina got arrested for getting duh-RUNK!
You know, it took a while but I do believe this is the first celebrity DUI of the year. Which is kind of a shocker […]