FitnessBytes: Stop being a filthy whore!
I see you gross bitches carrying the same dirty old gym bag every damn day (throws Kellan Lutz a side eye)! Seriously, y’all nasty! “[A […]
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FitnessBytes: Better with a buddy!
With great shame I openly admitted my affection for the Jersey Shore guidos (well, not FOR them personally but the fantasy of them oiled up, […]
FitnessBytes: Take a catnap!
We were all exhausted after this year’s Oscars. Just ask James Franco. This guy knows what I’m talking about. Pictured taking a “catnap” with his […]
FitnessBytes: Dump that crazy bitch!
Glee babe Dianna Agron split from I Am Number Four co-star/boyfriend Alex Pettyfer — he’s a hot bitch, but she’s supposedly scared of his crazy […]
FitnessBytes: Underwear keeps you fit down there!
While there may not be any official medical reason to wear underwear, most would agree it’s best to keep covered down there. Hot bitches like […]
FitnessBytes: Snowball fight!
Leave it to the hunky Hugh Jackman to look sexy in a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man-styled coat. Hunky snow monkey! When I first saw pics […]
FitnessBytes: Have a fat day!
I’ve said many times before I’d do Channing Tatum ROTTEN. He’s is looking dirty hot (literally, filthy) in his new movie The Eagle. No shower […]