Justin Bieber allegedly beat up a photographer
In the on-going war between stupid assholes and entitled brats, there are no winners; only losers. Which brings me to the current legal clusterfrak between […]
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Justin Bieber’s ‘Boyfriend’ music video
That’s right, Boyfriend is another song of the summer contender, this time from Justin Bieber. And I am incredibly confused by all of it. I’ll […]
Beliebers want you to unfollow Lady Gaga
Because people still care way too much about how many people follow and read their 140-character missives, Justin Bieber fans have launched a campaign to […]
Justin Bieber punk’d Taylor Swift
I never realized this until I actually had to type out the word ‘Punk’d,’ but Jesus Christ, Ashton Kutcher might be the worst person in […]
Justin Bieber is legal now!
Good news if you like your men attractive, but completely vanilla and non-threateningly so: Justin Bieber is finally eighteen! Which means it’s no longer weird […]
Justin Bieber is suing a mobile app!
So despite the fact that the “oh my God, Justin Bieber‘s last name sounds like beaver!” jokes have been around for years (and not one […]
Reese Witherspoon just roasted Justin Bieber
So apparently, Justin Bieber really wants to remake Mark Wahlberg‘s movie Fear, which is hilarious because I’m pretty sure that movie was about a psychotic […]
Justin Bieber just killed Steampunk!
So after his last video for Santa Claus is Coming to Town managed to both ruin stop-motion animation and open a demon portal between our […]
Everyone is searching for Justin Bieber!
Now that it’s December, it’s time to look back on the year that was, and immediately try to forget about it because hoo boy, what […]
Mariah / Bieber: All I Want For Xmas Is You
I do love Mariah Carey‘s 1994 holiday hit (almost a classic!) All I Want For Christmas Is You, but there was simply no need to […]
Justin Bieber forgot the lyrics to a Christmas classic!
As I’ve mentioned a couple times before, I love Christmas. To a sorta unnatural degree, yes, but everyone needs a favorite holiday. And an integral […]
Justin Bieber took that DNA test!
Despite the fact that it’s been made screamingly obvious that Justin Bieber never impregnated famewhore Mariah Yeater as she said he did, Justin has decided […]