Mitt Romney compared Obama to Kim Kardashian
As the Republican party slowly burns through the all the candidates who aren’t Mitt Romney (Sorry Mitt: You are their pity fuck), Romney is doing […]
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Kim Kardashian made $60K off New Year’s Eve!
Look, I really don’t believe anyone when they announce a fresh new apocalypse theory, so of course I don’t believe the world is going to […]
Here comes the Kardashian tell-all book!
We all knew it was only a matter of time before a spurned nanny came forward with a tell-all book about the Kardashians, and now […]
The ‘Jersey Shore’ cast: Least desirable celebrity neighbors
Since there are only a little more than three days left until the end of the year, it’s time for everyone to make lists! Lists! […]
Kris Humphries’ coach enjoys all the booing!
Last week, Kris Humphries was welcomed back to the NBA with a whole lotta booing from the crowd, which is weird because Kim Kardashian has […]
Kim Kardashian tweeted Barbie!
Hold onto this fact before we delve into this next story: Kim Kardashian is a money-grubbing whore and she reportedly charges $10,000 per tweet. Got […]
The Kardashians don’t care about Americans!
As the fallout continues over the Kardashians allegedly using child labor to create their crappy, shoddy-ass merchandise, it looks like random politicians you’ve never really […]
Kim Kardashian denies doing nothing in Haiti!
What, did you think Kim Kardashian using child labor to peddle her shoddy, ugly merchandise would be the worst story about Kim today? HA! Bitch […]
Kim Kardashian products are made by kids?
Has anyone noticed that whenever anyone asks Kim Kardashian what she does, she always says she’s a business executive? Which is hilarious because she has […]
Surprise! Kim Kardashian is a selfish douchebag!
Remember how there was a whole big stink about whether or not Kim Kardashian should give back all her wedding gifts because it turned out […]
5 Things Wrong with the Kardashian Kristmas Kard!
Because it wouldn’t be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K’s to make a white […]
Kris Humphries calls Kim’s shows fake!
Why is it news when people call Kim Kardashian‘s shows fake? I mean seriously, at this point, that’s like freaking out because someone called The […]