HA: ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is losing viewers by the millions!
I know most people would call this a Christmas miracle, but who are we kidding? That’s not for another twenty days, while the last day […]
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Kim Kardashian thinks she’s being conned by Andy Warhol’s cousin
So apparently, Kanye West has been commissioning Monica Warhol (who claims to be Andy Warhol‘s cousin) to paint portraits of Kim Kardashian for thousands of […]
The Kardashians might be part of the Illuminati?
So if I understand the conspiracy nutjobs behind the Illuminati, apparently there’s a conglomerate of celebrities and various other rich people who plan on taking […]
Ugh: Kris Jenner actually loved that “Bound 2” video
A couple days ago, news broke that Kris Jenner apparently threw a fit over Kim Kardashian going topless in Kanye West‘s music video for “Bound […]
The Kardashian Kristmas Kard kost $250,000!
Yesterday, the Kardashian family revealed their annual Kristmas Kard, and it was … well, sh!t. It’s basically one huge pile of violently expelled human excrement […]
Kim Kardashian is tired of being called a horrible mom
Blah blah blah Kim Kardashian manufactured some sort of bullsh!t moral outrage in order to get some attention for herself. Honestly, Kim devotes an entire […]
Kris Jenner thinks Kim Kardashian is destroying her credibility
It’s pretty safe to say that Kanye West‘s “Bound 2” music video is kind of a flop, and no amount of explaining that “It was […]
Kanye West thinks Kim Kardashian is Marilyn Monroe
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving that was celebrated at home and not, say, out shopping because seriously, why would you make someone […]
Who did Kanye West name drop today?
Remember that one time Barack Obama made a passing reference to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Because Kanye sure does! And he’s super pissed that […]
Kanye West: The Kardashians are helping America!
Yesterday, Kanye West called himself a god, and oh how we laughed and laughed, assured that he would never say anything dumber than that. Except […]
Seth Rogen and James Franco parody Kimye
Last week, Kanye West debuted his music video for “Bound 2,” which featured him banging Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. Also, there was a green […]
Kim Kardashian: The Philippines get 10% … I get 90%!
Kim Kardashian has done a lot of really amoral, money-hungry bullsh!t over the years: As you’ll remember, this is the person who vowed to donate […]