Courtney Love is LiLo’s sobriety coach?
Who am I kidding? There’s nothing else I can add to that headline. Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety coach. There’s more raw human failure […]
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Lindsay Lohan’s only plausible career move is to die?
For those of you wondering how Lindsay Lohan could possibly get her career back on track and win back the hearts and minds of the […]
The only celebs Lindsay Lohan hangs out with are dead!
Oddly enough, Lindsay Lohan is still “working” at the morgue she was transplanted into even though she’s immune to being held accountable for her actions. […]
Lindsay Lohan’s vagina will be strategically covered up!
By now it should be plenty obvious that the only reason Playboy magazine wanted to have Lindsay Lohan as the centerfold in an upcoming issue […]
Lindsay Lohan is back to being a total moron!
A couple months back, you might remember that Lindsay Lohan heard a celebrity say her name, and proceeded to nearly whiplash herself death to see […]
Lindsay Lohan: In and out of jail in less than five hours
You have to love how we as a society have gotten to the point where Lindsay Lohan can go to jail and almost no one […]
Lindsay Lohan is back to normal!
After spending an entire month sucking up to the courts because she forgot that she will never go to jail because HA! Jail is for […]
Well, at least one Lohan’s in jail …
So as it becomes ever clearer that no matter how hard she screws up, Lindsay Lohan will never go to jail because the California legal […]
Lindsay Lohan has to redo her Playboy shots!
For those of you wondering why Lindsay Lohan was given an entire week to surrender for her jail sentence, even though she would apparently only […]
Lindsay’s jail sentence: 30 days turns into 30 minutes!
Yesterday, I tweeted a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail for 30 days, but since she’s Lindsay, it’ll only be six days, […]
Amanda Seyfried to play Linda Lovelace!
Deep Throat (1972) alumni Linda Lovelace (who died at age 53 back in 2002) is to have her very own biopic; which will star none […]
It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is going to jail!
All right, so Lindsay Lohan will officially start her 30 days of jail time sometime within the week, and has another 270 days ready and […]