Taylor Momsen got naked for her band’s album cover
Remember Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen? For a while back in like 2009-2010, she was basically one of the big train wrecks, having gone from […]
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Taylor Momsen is doing naked poetry now
Anyone else remember when emo was a thing? Yeah, that was fun, assuming your idea of fun involves wallowing in misery and eyeliner. Well, Taylor […]
Taylor Momsen got fired from ‘Gossip Girl’
Well, it was only a matter of time anyway. After years after mouthing off and bashing her own show and acting in general, Taylor Momsen […]
Taylor Momsen is on ‘indefinite hiatus’!
Bad news for those of you who like terrible, terrible television: Taylor Momsen has been shitcanned from Gossip Girl. Well, not “shitcanned” per se, more […]
Taylor Momsen’s parents actually did suck!
So last week Taylor Momsen told the world that her mother was actually a gigantic fame-whoring stage-mom who sold her into America’s only legal form […]
The one where Taylor Momsen earns your sympathy!
It’s pretty often that I see a celebrity acting like a spoiled brat/prostitution whore, I usually chalk it up to a famewhoring stage-mom and a […]
Taylor Momsen’s Mom approves?
Oh God, I think my soul just threw up a little. As it turns out, not only was Taylor Momsen‘s creepy-teenage-breast-variety-hour schtick from the other […]
Taylor Momsen is illegal!
First, let me just start off by saying that I try not to make fun of minors too often. Mostly because it’s too easy and […]
Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!
By now, you guys know how I feel about Heidi Montag: Namely, that she’s a vapid famewhore, but I kinda feel bad for her because […]
No, Taylor Momsen. Just no.
I know I don’t say this enough around here, but Taylor Momsen is probably a child prostitute. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this […]
Taylor Momsen doesn’t make it work!
Have I ever told you how much I love Tim Gunn? I love him. Love love love love love him. Not just because he’s a […]
Taylor Momsen is a ball buster!
Because she is so hardcore and rock ‘n roll and she will not take your shit, Taylor Momsen set her dog’s balls on fire. Ummm […]