It’s the return of Michael Lohan: Vagina kicker!
You know how celebrity deaths always seem to happen in threes? Well apparently, same goes for stories about violent, woman-beating men (See: Brown, Chris and […]
Month: March 2011
Chris Brown is still angry!
Remember how, after he tried to eat his girlfriend’s face like a fruit roll-up, Chris Brown went to anger management, did the absolute bare minimum […]
Jersey Shore’s Angelina is a classy dame!
There are certain celebs I feel bad for mocking. You can tell who these are because you can literally see the gaping holes in the […]
James Franco vs. Bruce Vilanch
Remember how during the Oscars, James Franco gave a performance so bad, Billy Crystal‘s left nut could have done a better job? Seriously, you could […]
George Michael’s ‘True Faith’ music video!
So George Michael has a new video out, and somehow, it’s even more embarrassing than the one featuring him waving around a golf club in […]
Aubrey O’Day is out of control!
Somehow I’ve been roped into Aubrey O’Day‘s (from now-defunct girl group Danity Kane) new (and pretty much unnecessary) reality show, All About Aubrey (airing Monday […]
Wet and Sexy: David Beckham!
David Beckham played in the rain for the LA Galaxy against the New England Revolution on March 20th, 2011 in Los Angeles while his pregnant […]
So The GLAAD Media Awards happened …
Because you can never give rich people enough trophies, The GLAAD Media Awards were last night, where The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation handed […]
Scarlett Johansson has officially lost her break up!
First off, let me just say that relationships and break-ups are not a competition. And if they were, do you really want to win a […]
A propos of nothing, here’s Chord Overstreet’s ass!
It’s Monday, it’s kinda dreary out and the fog in Toronto is literally so thick it feels like you’re walking through pudding. So let’s all […]
Chris Brown didn’t leak his naked picture?
By now you’ve probably seen that picture of Chris Brown‘s cock, mostly because at this point at this point they’re about as prevalent as Rebecca […]
Lindsay’s ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ card expired!
Apparently, that deal Lindsay Lohan signed with the devil in exchange for off-brand Oxycontin and handjobs has ended, because she’s apparently getting herself ready for […]