Crystal Harris left Hugh Hefner over second thoughts?
Now that the dust has more or less settled and everyone has come down from the initial shock of another blonde gold-digging whore refusing to […]
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Five Things Wrong: Crystal Harris’ new Playboy cover!
So in what is easily the worst timing ever, Crystal Harris‘ new Playboy magazine cover has leaked onto the Internet the day after she and […]
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris’ wedding is off!
Shockingly, the engagement between the 85-year-old womanizing millionaire and the 25-year-old whore fell through yesterday, after it was revealed that Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris […]
Snooki is cursed!
I swear to God, this has to be some sort of post-modern performance art. The only explanation here. Anyway, Snooki was apparently being an annoying […]
Say hello to Khloe Kardashian’s nipple!
I’m pretty sure this is considered a war crime, but I’m posting it anyway: Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian were on Fox & Friends this morning […]
The Kardashians will swallow your soul!
There’s this one particularly screwed up verse in Revelations where they talk about a beast with seven heads and ten horns (horn distribution is a […]
Snooki might be fookied!
So remember how Snooki ended up rear-ending a cop car in Italy, because it’s a terrible idea to give a driver’s license to an alcoholic […]
Snooki’s fender bender in Italy … with a cop!
It’s good to know that even when the Italian government is literally forcing the cast mates to not drink and stay out of trouble, they […]
Spencer Pratt is still a colossal dumbass!
So you know that Sparah ad campaign that Virgin Mobile is running about a fake celebrity couple they’ve created? Well apparently, Spencer Pratt thinks they’re […]
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are ‘writing’ a book!
Fresh off her new engagement with a $2 million dollar ring (I’m sure the small African child who lost his arm to find that diamond […]
Why doesn’t Sarah Palin approve of Bristol’s new boyfriend?
So apparently, the newly socially-liberal Bristol Palin is planning on moving down to Arizona so that she can be closer to her new boyfriend, Kyle […]
‘H8R’ is the logical conclusion to humanity!
Remember when I told you about that show H8R, where useless celebrities go out and try to convince people they’re not completely worthless by yelling […]