Mayonnaise makes your lady bits shine?
For reasons beyond me, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian were invited onto Konan – I’m sorry, CONAN (fucking K’s) last night to discuss their new […]
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How the Gosselins stole Christmas!
So as it turns out, subjecting your kids to round-the-clock filming might actually screw them up and turn them into violent brats. Don’t believe me? […]
Quick! Someone take the red lipstick away from her!
When compared to the other two gals, Kourtney Kardashian‘s joker red lipstick sticks out like a sore thumb, it’s so harsh! In other thoughts, I […]
Heidi Montag learns self-defense!
Now that she and her stupid husband are completely broke (No matter how many times I say that out loud, it never stops being funny!) […]
Another Palin to be on ‘Dancing with the Stars’?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Clears throat* Sorry about that, don’t know where that came from. Where was I? Ah, yes: Dancing with the Stars, after taking a step […]
The Kardashians are rip-off artists!
Good news, mothers of impressionable daughters everywhere! The Kardashians now have their own pre-paid credit card out on the market! And just like real credit […]
Oh for God’s sake, just shut up already, Heidi!
For those of you wondering about Heidi Montag‘s recent rehashing of the “Oh, look how many surgeries I’ve had!” bit, it turns out it was […]
I am thankful for Tila Tequila! (But not really)
Are you worried that you’re going to overeat today at Thanksgiving? Well have I got the cure for you! Tila Tequila made out with d-list […]
The Kardashians have a book now!
When you think of Kardashians, the last word you’ll think of is “literary geniuses”. Well, actually, the last words you’ll think about are “elegance” or […]
Dr. Ryan wasn’t going to nip or tuck Heidi anymore!
And now for the continuation of the on-going saga that is Heidi Montag‘s freaky-ass Bride of Frankenstein carcass she calls a body: Today, one of […]
Heidi Montag was in love with her plastic surgeon!
Because of fucking course she was, a friend of the now deceased Dr. Frank Ryan is coming forward, saying that Heidi Montag was actually in […]
One of those Teen Moms is going to jail!
Well, it was bound to happen eventually anyway: One of the Teen Moms – the fat, dumpy looking one. I think her name is Amber […]