Spencer Pratt doesn’t understand irony either!
So yesterday, rumors started going around that Heidi Montag‘s mother, Darlene Egelhoff, was commanding $5,000 salaries for public appearances, despite not really being famous or […]
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Sarah Palin doesn’t understand irony!
It’s official! Sarah Palin is no longer a politician, so much as she is just another famewhore. Case in point: Sarah Palin has another book […]
Heidi Montag regrets getting plastic surgery
Oh look, another interview with Heidi Montag. Man, you’d figure these two assholes would be a little too busy looking for a job to give […]
Speidi to direct porn?!
While Heidi and Spencer‘s sex tape will never happen, mostly because Heidi had her vagina removed to make herself look slimmer and Spencer’s dick is […]
OH MY EARS! WHY ANGELINA, WHY?!
Because Jersey Shore star Angelina really needs more attention now that she’s taking the long road to Obscurity Town, U.S.A., the bitch decided to release […]
Spencer Pratt’s new reality show looks … promising
Now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in the poor house where they belong, Spencer has finally learned the value of hard, honest […]
Carrie Prejean isn’t dead!
Sadly for all of us, Carrie Prejean is apparently still relevant, which shouldn’t come as a surprise to you since all she does is say […]
Heidi and Spencer … kidnappers?! LOL!
You know what I did this morning? This morning, I woke up, made some eggs and toast, put on some tea, turned on the computer […]
Spencer Pratt is vewy, vewy sowwy!
Well, now that Spencer Pratt and his inflata-wife have managed to simultaneously burn $10 million as well as every bridge ever, Spencer is running around […]
Kim Kardashian has a song out too? Fantastic!
Apparently, ‘create a generic, vanilla-pop dance track’ was up next on Kim Kardashian‘s famewhore to-do list, because lo and behold, the girl has just inflicted […]
Speidi tried to get divorced just for money!
Because it is entirely possible to be both morally AND financially bankrupt at the same time, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt revealed in an interview […]
Do you want The Situation’s body?
If your answer to this question was anything other than “NO!”, “HELL NO!” or setting yourself on fire and jumping out of a window while […]