Kanye West has mouth diarrhea … again!
Now that Kanye West has reminded the world that he can make a decent album that people won’t shut the hell up about (yes, I […]
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Taylor Momsen is on ‘indefinite hiatus’!
Bad news for those of you who like terrible, terrible television: Taylor Momsen has been shitcanned from Gossip Girl. Well, not “shitcanned” per se, more […]
Justin Bieber wins, America loses!
The American Music Awards were this weekend, or as I like to call them, The Shammys, and if you needed further evidence that western society […]
Justin Bieber is a flasher!
Oh come on, like you had any doubt in your mind that this wasn’t true. Apparently, Justin Bieber was out to dinner with record executive […]
Rihanna turned down Playboy!
Because apparently, Rihanna doesn’t understand how the internet works, RiRi was quoted as saying that she was made multiple offers by Playboy, but turned them […]
Pink confirms her pregnancy with Ellen DeGeneres!
PHOTO | MICHAEL ROZMAN / WARNER BROS. Mother-to-be Pink makes an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday, November 17th. The singer confirms to […]
Nick vs. Jessica: IT IS SO ON!
Alright, so by now you heard that Nick Lachey got engaged to Vanessa Minnillo (who?), and that Jessica Simpson retaliated by having her boyfriend Eric […]
Taylor Momsen’s parents actually did suck!
So last week Taylor Momsen told the world that her mother was actually a gigantic fame-whoring stage-mom who sold her into America’s only legal form […]
The one where Taylor Momsen earns your sympathy!
It’s pretty often that I see a celebrity acting like a spoiled brat/prostitution whore, I usually chalk it up to a famewhoring stage-mom and a […]
Shut up forever, Kanye West: Episode 1,000,000
Remember how Kanye West so vewy, vewy sowwy about stealing Taylor Swift‘s moment at the MTV VMAs and how he said he was humbled by […]
OMG, they killed Bieber! You bastards!
Bad news, teenage girls/adult women who don’t understand how statutory rape works: Justin Bieber was murdered horribly last night … by Eric Cartman and Cthulhu […]
John Mayer banged Giada De Laurentiis?! Hell naw!
Because John Mayer‘s racist KKKock will enter just about any vagina so long as it’s white, (Heil, mein Führer!) Star magazine is lying reporting that […]