Did Paris Hilton attack a photographer?
Yesterday, pictures were plastered all over the web of Paris Hilton lying on the ground among a pile of men. While this normally isn’t anything […]
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How many people liked Paris Hilton’s DJ skills?
So yesterday, the web got its first glimpse at Paris Hilton failing at another art form, as Paris popped out her little Easy-Fake DJ Booth […]
DJ Afrojack needs to apologize for this!
Last night, tossed aside socialite Paris Hilton made her premiere as a DJ in São Paulo, before you ask: no, I have no idea what […]
DJ AfroJack dumped Paris Hilton
After six months in what I can only assume was cohabitational quarantine by the CDC, DJ AfroJack has finally had enough of Paris Hilton and […]
Australia’s Channel 7 owned Paris Hilton!
There’s something about living in Australia that apparently just erodes your ability to give a crap, because Aussie reporter Edwina Bartholomew clearly couldn’t give one […]
Paris Hilton is a great friend!
Sure, Paris Hilton may be a washed-up has-been whose career went from ‘doing nothing’ to ‘somehow doing less than nothing’, but thanks to years of […]
Paris Hilton gets her ‘Drunk Text’ on!
I have no idea who Manufactured Superstars are, but I’m sure they’re terrible people because they saw fit to let Paris Hilton lend her voice […]
Paris Hilton is teaming up with LMFAO!
Remember when Paris Hilton decided that falling out of a rich vagina and spending the rest of her life sitting pretty because she won the […]
Paris Hilton earned $1.3 Billion since 2005!
I almost feel like I should put the word “earned” in quotation marks … oh well, coulda shoulda woulda. In news that I have no […]
Five things wrong with Paris’ Vanity Fair Spain cover
I’m sorry, but with the holidays approaching, the news has more or less dried up (expect light posting tomorrow, since no one will be doing […]
Paris Hilton is an awesome neighbor!
Do you remember famewhore Paris Hilton? She used to be famous – Oh, wait, scratch that. She used to think she was famous and society […]
Paris Hilton vs. Naked protester chick!
Now that I’ve got your attention, here’s where I tell you about how Paris Hilton was in Ukraine for a press conference to support the […]