Khloe Kardashian is thrilled to move to Dallas!
So while the rest of the family crashes and burns, Khloé Kardashian continues to be the only sane person left in the Kardashian clan, and […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
James Franco’s professor got fired for giving him a D?
So everyone seems to think that James Franco is some sort of renaissance man, which I guess is what you call a pretentious douchebag when […]
Is Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy issue selling or not?
So this morning, I went on Fark to search for some celebrity gossip, when I came upon two different stories about how Lindsay Lohan‘s boobs […]
Kobe Bryant is getting a divorce!
Are you a woman who has no greater aspirations in life than to marry a rich sports star and never work a day in your […]
Marc Jacobs is dating gay porn star Harry Louis!
Yup, it’s time to reel in those sweet, sweet Google page views again … fashion designer and professional homosexual Marc Jacobs is apparently shacking up […]
David Cross hates Alvin and the Chipmunks
The third Alvin and the Chipmunks movie (Chipwrecked) is out today – my DVD copy of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind just committed suicide […]
Hope Dworaczyk thinks LiLo’s Playboy spread sucked
So after Lindsay Lohan rewarded Playboy‘s million dollar investment in photos of her boobs by sucking so hard they needed reshoots, leaking the pictures online, […]
Ryan Gosling: Time’s coolest person of the year!
Sure, Ryan Gosling may not have won People magazine’s sexiest man alive, an honor which fell to what appears to be the BP oil spill […]
Kris Humphries calls Kim’s shows fake!
Why is it news when people call Kim Kardashian‘s shows fake? I mean seriously, at this point, that’s like freaking out because someone called The […]
Britney Spears is engaged to Jason Trawick!
Call me a hopeless romantic, but I kind of thought that part of getting engaged was the whole surprise element. You know … you’re just […]
Barbara Walters tells it like it is!
When Barbara Walters announced that the Kardashians were on her list of the most fascinating people of 2011, I initially thought that the poor lady […]
Nominations: The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards!
I’m not going to go into a long spiel over this, probably because the amount of fail in this is joke enough. No Community? Again? […]