Kim Kardashian denies doing nothing in Haiti!
What, did you think Kim Kardashian using child labor to peddle her shoddy, ugly merchandise would be the worst story about Kim today? HA! Bitch […]
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Adele is lookin’ good!
So after Adele had throat surgery earlier this year, it looks like she’s on the track back to being healthy again, she’s even managed to […]
Don’t toss your business card at Kanye West!
Oh lord, it’s been a long while since we had a good “Kanye West being batshit insane” story up here, but lo and behold, Santa […]
Rihanna barfed during a concert!
For something like the past three years, Rihanna has released an album and went on tour every year, which I’m guessing probably isn’t all that […]
Kim Kardashian products are made by kids?
Has anyone noticed that whenever anyone asks Kim Kardashian what she does, she always says she’s a business executive? Which is hilarious because she has […]
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling
Look, it’s been a long, long day. The less fortunate were screwed over by a famewhore, Santa Claus got herpes, Rihanna was called a racial […]
Rihanna vs. Jackie magazine!
I don’t know why, but today I’ve just been inundated with stories of terrible people doing terrible things. Somewhere between Kim Kardashian going back on […]
Surprise! Kim Kardashian is a selfish douchebag!
Remember how there was a whole big stink about whether or not Kim Kardashian should give back all her wedding gifts because it turned out […]
Hugh Hefner: Playboy will turn Lindsay’s career around!
With Lindsay Lohan‘s new Playboy magazine issue selling through the roof (… or is it?), Hugh Hefner has decided to go on the record and […]
Jon Bon Jovi is still alive!
It’s been a while since we had a fake death story, but I guess one had to happen eventually, so here’s one about how someone […]
Courtney Stodden goes Ho Ho Ho for Xmas!
Look, it’s not often that we feel the need to preface one of our posts with an actual warning, but this is probably the single […]
5 Things Wrong with the Kardashian Kristmas Kard!
Because it wouldn’t be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K’s to make a white […]