Elizabeth Hurley is a dumbass!
Once upon a time, Elizabeth Hurley was the luckiest bitch in the world, for she was a huge model, and she managed to marry a […]
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Princess Leia just outed John Travolta!
In a recent interview with The Advocate to promote her HBO special, Wishful Drinking, Carrie Fisher finally spilled the beans about where John Travolta likes […]
Miley Cyrus’ bong makes her dad Billy Ray sad!
Now that everyone with an Internet connection has seen the video of Miley Cyrus tokin’ it up, it’s time to ask her father, Billy Ray […]
Seriously Lindsay Lohan? Seriously?
Alright, so Lindsay Lohan is nearing the end of her vacation stay in rehab, which means now is the perfect time for her to start […]
And now, Miley Cyrus with a bong!
If you’re someone who becomes morally outraged at the drop of a hat, get ready to throw that first stone because a video has leaked […]
Anna Faris made an uh-oh!
Sexting! It’s just like actual sex, in that it’s short, unfulfilling and usually ends with me crying in the shower. And celebrities do it too! […]
Suck it, Bristol!
Kathy Griffin was on Chelsea Lately last night to promote VH1 Divas Salute The Troops, when she was asked about her joke about Bristol Palin […]
Julia Roberts will cut a bitch!
There are only two rules when it comes to photographing Julia Roberts: Don’t go after her kids and don’t get near her mouth. Seriously, grown […]
There are now nine Lady Gagas. EVERYBODY PANIC!
Well, technically there’s still only one Lady Gaga, but Madame Tussauds did just unveil eight new wax sculptures of Gaga worth $2.4 Million because of […]
Please just stop, Chelsea Handler!
Oh God … I love Chelsea Handler, I really do, but shut the hell up please, I am begging you. Chelsea decided to talk more […]
Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin hate each other!
Oh look, the famewhore stagemoms are fighting again. This week, it’s Kate Gosselin vs. Sarah Palin. Apparently, Kate made an appearance on Sarah’s reality TV […]
I IZ ON UR MAGAZINE, LYIN BOUT MY BABBY!
Oh fuck right the hell off, Kendra Wilkinson. I know I usually wait until the second or third sentence before I tell a celeb to […]