Mary-Louise Parker licked pot lollipops. Really.
Let’s say you were the star of a show called Weeds that happened to be about, well, weed. Pot. Mary Jane. You get the picture. […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Ah goddammit!!!
No. Fuck and no. To all of this. Karissa Shannon, one of the twins whose only claim to fame is banging a geriatric, has come […]
Santana didn’t trash Puck’s car!
From the ‘complete and total bullshit’ file, rumours are going around saying that Naya Rivers, otherwise known as Santana from Glee, keyed Mark Salling‘s (aka […]
Kim Kardashian wants to date a teenager!
Allow me to preface this post by saying: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW OHMYFUCKINGGODGROSS. Alright, got that out […]
Heidi Montag wants her old boobies back!
Girls, let this be a lesson to you all: Heidi Montag is desperate to reclaim her position as the head of the slightly-ittier-bitty-tittie-committee, due to […]
You know what DWTS needs? More abs and wonky tits!
Because $5 million dollars just isn’t enough, and because she doesn’t really have anything else going for her, The Situation and Audrina Patridge are both […]
Paris Hilton vs. A man holding two big knives!
Most people wake up and find a news paper on their doorstep. Most people are also not Paris Hilton (thank God). Which would explain why […]
Jenna Jameson to Heidi Montag: *BITCHSLAP!*
Because it’s not news when I say it multiple goddamn times, Jenna Jameson, the woman with the most famous vagina in the world, took to […]
‘The Situation’ is worth how much?!
Who has two thumbs, four abs, and is worth $5 million per year? That guy down there! Seriously. The Situation apparently makes about $5 million […]
Help control the dumb ass population; fix your idiots
Because of fucking course they have one, Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard is shopping around a sex tape featuring his inflata-wife, Heidi Montag and one of the twins […]
Joe Francis is threatening to sue someone. (Again.)
As someone who performs in gay porn for a living, I literally cringe every time someone brings up Joe Francis. Cringe. Case in point: Mr. […]
Jennifer Aniston and Jon Stewart dated?!
Because Jennifer Aniston really, really, REALLY wants you to see The Switch, she went on The Daily Show last night where she revealed that she […]