Katy Perry uses the word peacock, everybody panics!
Proving once and for all that the music industry as we know it is dead, executives over at Capitol Records are throwing a shit fit […]
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paris hilton is getting sued over her hair extensions!
This is probably one of the more ludicrous court cases I’ve ever heard, but it involves Paris Hilton getting sued for $35 MILLION so I […]
lopez, out!
Just in case American Idol needed yet another nail into their coffin, Jennifer Lopez, who was scheduled to be one of the new judges after […]
Eat a dick, Bill O’Reilly!
Bill O’Reilly, the former king of crazy over at Fox News, has decided to try and regain his throne from Glenn Beck by trying to […]
spencer pratt is trying to make a movie?
Spencer’s Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard was recently spotted out at an L.A. strip club, where he spent over $7,500 on strippers in order to cast them in […]
that tequila bitch to ruin porn forever!
Because of course she will, That Tequila Bitch is apparently releasing a porn tape with Vivid Video, the people who have “leaked” other celebrities’ tapes. […]
time to make fun of katy perry’s crappy new video!
Did you guys know that part of my contract with Popbytes is that I am legally obligated to make fun of anything and everything that […]
well, you certainly have a type
So news is that the on-again-off-again-on-again-off-again Arrested Development movie is on again (thank God!), and just in time to promote their new movie, The Switch, […]
whatsisname and whatserface are over
Yeah, remember that guy from the first three Star Wars movies that had no right to exist? He played Darth Vader or some shit like […]
no, seriously: shut up taylor momsen
Taylor Momsen, she of the magical BFF vibrator and super hardcore ROCK ‘N ROLL band (that happens to be on a major record label) has […]
justin timberlake is going gay!
… Well, sort of. The good news is that Justin Timberlake will be playing gay for an upcoming project. The downside: It’s going to be […]
ha ha, that tequila bitch got heckled!
So That Tequila Bitch was driving her new Lamborghini down the street (how many back alley handjobs did you have to give to pay for […]