Everyone on DWTS hates Kim Kardashian!
Quick! What does Rob Kardashian do? HA! Trick question. He does absolutely nothing. He’s got a famous last name and that’s the only reason you’re […]
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Kim and Kris are heading towards divorce?
Get ready to start setting your Tivo to record Kim’s Fairytale Divorce, because apparently Kim Kardashian and husband Kris Humphries are on the outs because […]
Tyler Perry presents Kim Kardashian’s acting failure!
Despite the fact that her last attempt at screen acting was in Disaster Movie, a film so shitty everyone who watched it ended up getting […]
Will Kim Kardashian occupy Wall Street?
So Occupy Wall Street has been running strong for something like well over a month now, and despite your personal feelings about how the protesters […]
Barack Obama hates the Kardashians!
I’m not gonna lie: originally, I pegged today as a slow news day, meant to allow everyone to rest up for tomorrow when we all […]
Kim Kardashian’s marriage will last forever!
… and by “forever”, I mean “about four months, tops”. Anyway, on Kim’s Fairytale Wedding (which really should have been called Slutty Assbeast Shrieks Like […]
Kim Kardashian filmed her wedding for fans?
Full disclosure here: I saw the first part of Kim’s Fairytale Wedding reality special last night (not of my own volition, mind you: my sixteen-year-old […]
Cher wants to dropkick the Kardashians?
Oh Cher … Cher Cher Cher … what are we going to do with you? Your Twitter feed is just the most delightful, typo-ridden stream […]
Oh joy, Kim Kardashian might be pregnant!
I’m guessing after yesterday’s news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries realized they made a huuuuuuuge mistake by getting married to each other, they’ve decided […]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries hit a rough patch!
So yesterday, I reported on the fact that Kim Kardashian might not always be seen wearing her wedding ring, because she wants to avoid over-accessorizing. […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t always wear her wedding ring!
So despite only being married for something like a month and a half, Kim Kardashian has decided that wearing a wedding ring is hard and […]
Kim Kardashian’s sex tape deal got pissed away!
So remember that “mystery buyer” who wanted to buy the rights to Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape? Well, guess what? It turns out that the “mystery […]