In case you forgot: Kim Kardashian is a whore!
I’m not going to write about Kim Kardashian‘s wedding to Kris Humphries (save for this sentence … are we meta yet?) because I don’t want […]
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Kim Kardashian’s fake publicity marriage is serious business
I know you’re as sick to death about this stupid fucking wedding as I am, but since there’s fuck and all going on right now […]
Slutty Kardashians sued over slutty purses!
Did you know that the Kardashians have their own line of purses? Despite the fact that, between the entire family, they only have one creative […]
Kim Kardashian really wants you to see her rash
Remember when Kim Kardashian told the media that she had psoriasis and that if the media ever found out it would end her career? Well, […]
Kim Kardashian is ripping off the royal wedding
Because no-talent hacks will always jump on other people’s bandwagons because original thoughts are hard and stuff, Kim Kardashian has decided that for her wedding […]
The Kardashians wrote a book. Really.
Because appearing on a reality TV show somehow translates into an intimate understanding of the written word, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have written a […]
Kim Kardashian is a cockblocker!
Let me just put this as bluntly as I can: I don’t really believe in relationships or monogamy. If only because ultimately they all have […]
Kim Kardashian has a rash. Nooooooo, really?
I’m gonna level with you here: all anyone can talk about right now is that Rupert Murdoch decided it would be a great idea to […]
Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy!
Because as Dorothy Parker once said, “You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think”, Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy […]
Oh goodie, Kim Kardashian’s getting married next month!
I’m guessing so that E! has something for their fall line-up, Kim Kardashian is rumored to be getting fake publicity-married to Kris Humphries sometime in […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t understand irony!
So remember that time Kim Kardashian sold out the Armenian Genocide for the sake of appearing on another issue of Cosmopolitan magazine? Well here it […]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding will have product placement!
Because there’s not a single part of life that they can’t wring for every last cent, Kim Kardashian has decided she needs everyone at her […]