Lindsay Lohan: Staying sober FOREVER!
… and by forever, I mean like five minutes. Okay, one minute. Thirty seconds? Is it possible to be sober for NEGATIVE seconds? Anyway, after […]
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Paris and Lindsay are BFFs again?
Remember how last week, Paris Hilton made a crack about Lindsay Lohan‘s love of stealing jewelry on her terrible reality show? And then Lindsay got […]
Lindsay to be under house arrest … at the beach!
So sometime when we were all just not looking, the California court system apparently just threw the contents of their desks into the air, shouted […]
Lindsay Lohan isn’t a Scientologist (yet)!
Because apparently, Scientology is like the new Kabbalah and everyone is rumored to be jumping on the bandwagon, Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be getting […]
Yup, the Paris vs. Lindsay feud is on!
Never one to let a joke about her roll off her shoulders, Lindsay Lohan is hitting back at Paris Hilton after Paris took a jab […]
Lindsay Lohan will never play Stevie Nicks
So apparently, there was a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan wanted to play Stevie Nicks in a movie that I can only guess exists […]
Paris Hilton took a shot at Lindsay Lohan!
Oh joy, it’s slutty, blonde, has-been pot versus slutty, blonde, has-been kettle. Anyway, on her shitty show on the Oxygen network (HAHAHAHAHA!) that will probably […]
Lindsay Lohan may skip jail and get an ankle bracelet
Because at this point, Lindsay Lohan could pop a squat and drop a deuce in the middle of a court room and the only thing […]
Hey Lindsay Lohan, your nipples are showing!
On her first day to serve her sentence of community service, Lindsay Lohan left the downtown Woman Center to attend her orientation in Los Angeles […]
Lindsay Lohan’s community service includes teaching acting?
While Lindsday Lohan is out on the town (for now), girl has decided to get her community service out of the way so that she […]
Lindsay Lohan thinks she’ll win an Oscar!
So not too long after she got released on bail, Lindsay Lohan decided to go into damage control for her image by going on everyone’s […]
Lindsay Lohan is out on bail, free for now …
Happy Easter Monday, Canada! And I guess to the rest of the world, happy completely inconsequential day. Anyway, hope you all had a nice long […]