Lindsay and Sam aren’t lesbians with each other!
Despite coincidentally moving in right next door to her fresh out of rehab and even winding up going home together one night, Lindsay Lohan and […]
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Lindsay Lohan is fighting the law!
Because Lindsay Lohan does not know the meaning of the words “give up” or “jail” (or “no” or “sobriety” or “moderation”… need I go on?), […]
Lindsay’s ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ card expired!
Apparently, that deal Lindsay Lohan signed with the devil in exchange for off-brand Oxycontin and handjobs has ended, because she’s apparently getting herself ready for […]
Lindsay Lohan ditched her legal consultant!
Despite the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan and the people suing her are going out of their way to paint themselves as gigantic famewhores, which […]
Everyone’s getting a book deal!
I’m not sure if everyone California just has no concept of what a book is actually supposed to do, or if they just flat-out hate […]
Lindsay Lohan is quitting smoking!
Good news, everyone! Lindsay Lohan is finally giving up that one major vice that’s been holding her back for all these years: smoking! Meh, to […]
Lindsay Lohan might be screwed after all!
Because Lindsay Lohan is in and out of trouble about as often as Hugh Hefner is in and out of a woman a quarter of […]
Lindsay won’t be taking that plea deal!
Since Lindsay Lohan is about as likely to see the inside of a jail cell as she is to see a script anytime soon, Lindsay […]
Lindsay Lohan is un-freaking-touchable!
I hate to say I told you so, but let’s face it, I (as well as every other gossip blogger out there) have pretty much […]
Lindsay’s probably going to jail!
Hey everyone, remember Lindsay Lohan? Remember when she used to be relevant until everyone started freaking the shit out because a violent drug-addict said “TIGER […]
Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice!
And the plot gets thinner … apparently, Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice during her now infamous necklace heist, who served as her distraction while she […]
Lindsay: Spending six months in jail?
… HA! I’m just fucking with ya! Lindsay Lohan? In jail? HAW! Anyway, Lindsay was in court today (naturally, dressed like a hooooooooer) where the […]