Rye Rye’s ‘Never Will Be Mine’ video featuring Robyn!
Don’t know who Baltimore rapper Rye Rye is? Me neither. But the up and coming hip-hoptress has a new single out (and an album out […]
Month: June 2011
Paris Hilton and Cy Waits are on the outs!
Because sticking two terrible, terrible people together in a forced relationship for the publicity is the best idea ever, Paris Hilton and her token dick, […]
Crystal Harris left Hugh Hefner over second thoughts?
Now that the dust has more or less settled and everyone has come down from the initial shock of another blonde gold-digging whore refusing to […]
Please don’t talk about Kim Kardashian’s ass!
Despite the fact that pretty much everything else about her is shallow, useless, annoying, or some combination thereof, Kim Kardashian wants everyone to stop talking […]
Who needs a David Beckham fix?
I know I did, you’re welcome! I hope David Beckham‘s wife Victoria Beckham appreciates what she has! David Beckham attends Samsung’s “Everyone’s Olympic Games” and […]
FitnessBytes: Schwimmer’s slimming secrets!
The first words Lacey Schwimmer ever said to me were, “Let’s fucking do this!” We met up to do a fitness video for Celebuzz and […]
Five Things Wrong: Crystal Harris’ new Playboy cover!
So in what is easily the worst timing ever, Crystal Harris‘ new Playboy magazine cover has leaked onto the Internet the day after she and […]
Someone finally threw Paris Hilton out of an airborne plane
In the words of Shangela: Hallelu, ladies. Ha. Lle. Lu. Okay, so the bad news here is that while someone did, indeed, convince Paris Hilton […]
Recycled Rumors: Angelina Jolie’s secrets and lies!
Oh here we go again … the latest cover of Star magazine is back on the Angelina Jolie train once again. They just can’t leave […]
Someone tried to kill Joss Stone with a sword!
In what I can only conclude to be a desperate attempt to prove that Britain is way more batshit insane about their celebrities than the […]
Natalie Portman had a baby boy!
Good news, everyone! Natalie Portman, who I swear to God I feel like she’s been pregnant forever (remember the little rose dress she wore to […]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry is insane!
What, you didn’t think Kim Kardashian would be able to make it through her publicity-based wedding without milking everyone for more money, did you? Ha […]