The only celebs Lindsay Lohan hangs out with are dead!
Oddly enough, Lindsay Lohan is still “working” at the morgue she was transplanted into even though she’s immune to being held accountable for her actions. […]
Month: November 2011
Tyler Perry fans want him to ditch Kim Kardashian!
A few of you might remember that back before Kim Kardashian filed for divorce, Tyler Perry decided to stunt cast her in his upcoming film […]
Eddie Murphy also quit the Oscars!
Completely validating my theory that Brett Ratner and Eddie Murphy were chosen to put together the Oscars because someone was drunk and/or high at 2AM […]
Khloe Kardashian hates Kim and her mother!
To be honest, Khloé Kardashian was always my favorite of the family, which I guess isn’t really saying much because the rest of her family […]
Tina Fey vs. The Real Housewives
Like most people who enjoy watching a bunch of useless whores implode, Tina Fey is a fan of The Real Housewives, going so far as […]
R.I.P. Heavy D
Just in case you weren’t on the Internet yesterday, Heavy D (aka Dwight Arrington Myers) died after suffering an asthma attack. He was only 44 […]
Mariah Yeater wanted her Bieber money out of court!
I didn’t know you could get a doctorate in tackling famewhores, but apparently Dr. Drew Pinsky has one, because during an appearance on his show […]
Brett Ratner quit the Oscars!
So a couple weeks ago, director Brett Ratner was pegged as the producer of the Academy Awards, which is weird because I thought they usually […]
Watch: Duran Duran’s ‘Girl Panic!’
OMG! The brand new music video from Duran Duran for their single Girl Panic! (off their latest release All You Need Is Now, produced by […]
Shakira got a star on Hollywood Blvd!
Star #2,454 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame went to Colombian superstar and Grammy / Latin Grammy Award-winner Shakira earlier today. Of the event she […]
Adriana Lima reveals her runway diet secret!
I applaud Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima for being real. Girlfriend broke it down to Nylon magazine about how supermodels don’t need to eat solid food. […]
Lindsay Lohan’s vagina will be strategically covered up!
By now it should be plenty obvious that the only reason Playboy magazine wanted to have Lindsay Lohan as the centerfold in an upcoming issue […]