Surprise! Michaele Salahi wasn’t actually kidnapped!
So yesterday when I was writing about how famewhore Michaele Salahi was supposedly kidnapped, the first thing I thought of was that crazy chick who […]
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‘Snooki’ took Anderson Cooper tanning!
I have no idea why, but there’s something about delivering the news that causes certain men to actually get sexier with age. Like Jon Stewart […]
Michaele Salahi has been allegedly kidnapped!
When we last left Michaele Salahi, she and her husband Tareq Salahi were threatening to sue everyone for saying that the only reason they were […]
A real job is beneath Kate Gosselin …
Despite the fact that the viewing public has made it imminently clear that they want nothing to do with her, and despite the fact that […]
Jon Gosselin got sane!
In case you’re wondering whatever happened to Jon Gosselin after he fell off the face of the earth since he was no longer legally obligated […]
Did Ali Lohan have plastic surgery or not?
If you haven’t been on the internet for the past couple of days, here’s what you missed: Madonna‘s still evil and ZOMG ALI LOHAN LOOKS […]
Kate Gosselin is freaking out!
As you would expect from a single-mother of eight with absolutely no people or trade skills to speak of, Kate Gosselin is now beginning to […]
Rob Kardashian doesn’t want to practice dancing!
So when the initial cast list for Dancing with the Stars was first announced, I initially pegged Nancy Grace as the show’s token bitch with […]
Oh goodie, the Kardashians are breeding now!
What, like you thought they’d be done exploiting major personal life events for profit? HAHAHA, no. Like any good pimp, Kris Jenner knows to keep […]
Perez Hilton has a children’s book now?
You guys know Perez Hilton, right? He’s the gossip blogger who’s the most famous despite being the least talented or funny but makes up for […]
Audrina Patridge got canceled!
I have no idea why, but apparently something clicked in people’s heads to make them stop watching reality shows about uninteresting, untalented celebrities (see: Kate […]
Most Eligible Dallas? Most Eligible Kill Me!
Bravo has long been trying to begin a franchise dedicated to the single life. Two summers ago, they premiered Miami Social – a show that […]