Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari split up
After presumably waking up one morning and realizing that he was about to agree to stick it in a harpy famewhore for the rest of […]
Famewhores
LeAnn and Eddie are going to ruin Chicago!
Dear residents of Chicago, I’m writing to you as a warning. While I may never have been to your windy city, I enjoy your libraries, […]
Brooke Mueller’s not taking her drug trip to Mexico!
Remember how Brooke Mueller was supposed to be taking a trip down to Mexico to cure her addiction to illegal drugs by taking even more […]
Derrrrr, the ‘Jersey Shore’ (S4) trailer is out!
So the fourth season of Jersey Shore is coming soon, and they’ve released the trailer and … and … oh God, I think it’s actually […]
Brooke Mueller is a genius!
Pop quiz everyone! Let’s say you have a gigantic addiction to every drug know to man, including a few forms of bleach, and you want […]
Brooke Mueller got kicked off a plane again!
Remember that time Brooke Mueller got booted off Charlie Sheen‘s plane of cocaine and hookers because she wasn’t a big enough drug addict? Well, now […]
Kris Jenner puts the K in Klassy!
So while Kim Kardashian preps to get married in order to boost the ratings on her terrible show, Kris Jenner has decided that she needs […]
MTV lays down the law for the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast!
After facing two of its cast members almost jumping ship on a sinking boat, MTV has decided to crackdown on the cast of Jersey Shore, […]
Vinny just unquit the ‘Jersey Shore’
I’m assuming after the producers realized that Vinny Guadagnino was one of the only actual-Italians on the cast, the cast of the Jersey Shore has […]
Is MTV turning Snooki into a drunk?
So after a video surfaced yesterday of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi drunkenly dancing with a potted plant (aka, literally the closest I will ever get to […]
Rating all 16 of the Real Housewives singles!
Somewhere along the way, starring in a Real Housewives show meant you were automatically given license to be a singer. On every series except for […]
Here’s Snooki dancing with a potted plant!
I honestly have nothing to add to this. It’s Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Drunkenly dancing with a goddamn plant. Honestly, that’s a joke […]