Worst. Reality show. Ever.
You know what I love about reality shows? It’s the fact that, unlike real, scripted shows wherein progress is marked by character growth and new […]
Famewhores
Danielle Staub is in stripper rehab! Seriously.
Well that was fast. Only two days after announcing to the world that her career was taking a lateral move by jumping ship from The […]
Shauna Sand arrested for macing her hubby!
First off, can someone please explain to me who or what in the sweet baby Jesus is a Shauna Sand? I’ve been racking my brain […]
Lookin’ good, LeAnn Rimes, lookin’ good!
LeAnn Rimes continued her crusade to return to her birth weight over the weekend by going out in a skin-tight dress that let you see […]
Kate Gosselin has a Twitter stalker!
… Which if you think about it, is kind of redundant isn’t it? Anyway, Kate Gosselin was apparently being followed on Twitter by someone claiming […]
Danielle Staub is a stripper now!
Having never seen a single episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey or any of the other million turds this series has crapped out […]
Donald Trump isn’t running for President!
Good news, stupid people who actually believed the self-serving lies of a delusional, narcissistic sociopath: Donald ‘Merkinhead’ Trump has announced he will not be running […]
Spencer Pratt: Banned from another reality show!
It takes a lot of work to be such an annoying famewhore that you get kicked off the set of a reality television show made […]
Heidi Montag needed a break from Hollywood?
In a move pulled straight out of the desperate plastic famewhore playbook, Heidi Montag is telling anyone who will listen that she didn’t drop off […]
Bad News: The next season of ‘Jersey Shore’ is still on
Dammit, and we were *this* close too … anyway, despite rumors that the next season of Jersey Shore was delayed indefinitely (which is just fancy […]
Nick Hogan is about to get pre-divorced!
Despite the fact that he got into a car accident that cost a friend half his fucking head, then sticking his dipstick in Tila Tequila‘s […]
You’re invited to Hugh Hefner’s pre-divorce!
Because there’s nothing more romantic than inviting people to witness the beginning of the sham wedding that will inevitably end in a messy divorce where […]