Oh dammit to hell, KFC …
Remember that God awful rap song that Spencer Pratt shat out onto the Internet that was supposed to be a shill for KFC? Well it […]
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Jennifer Aniston Vs. Perez Hilton!
As much as I do occasionally make fun of her, I really do like Jennifer Aniston. Her movies aren’t great, sure, but she’s a good […]
People are fighting over Tila Tequila’s sex tape. WUT?
So I’m sure this must come as a huge surprise to you, but Tila Tequila has a sex tape. I know, gasp right? Anyway, it […]
Heidi and Spencer are still trying to sing!
You know that saying about how the definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results each time. […]
Kate Walsh canceled Bristol Palin!
Admittedly, I don’t watch Private Practice, and I stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy a couple years ago during the height of Katherine Heigl‘s bitch phase. That […]
I CAN HAZ MOAR LEZBEEN SEX TAPEZ?
Hey, remember how a little while ago Kendra Wilkinson leaked a bunch of sex tapes a while back and got all weepy over it despite […]
Snooki has never written a check? No way.
So apparently, despite making more money than God in the past year for doing absolutely nothing, Snooki has never written a check or opened a […]
I guess she’s not pregnant …
… unless that glass of wine Khloé Kardashian is holding is actually sparkling cider? I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten herself knocked up yet but I’m […]
Spencer Pratt fails at rapping … again.
Remember how a while ago, Spencer Pratt tried to launch his own rap career on the back of Heidi Montag‘s singing career and the entire […]
Montana Fishburne is an idiot!
So Laurence Fishburne hired a private investigator to keep tabs on his daughter Montana Fishburne, the world’s dumbest pornstar. Unfortunately, she found out and decided […]
Snooki and Jwoww Are Getting Their Own Show
Because MTV has completely forgotten that musicians still make those moving picture shows, the network has decided to get Snooki and Jwoww to shoot a […]
The Kardashians Hate Kourtney’s Hubby
So for some reason, Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend, Scott Disick, was never able to get along with the rest of her family. Noooo, you mean the […]