Whatever, Kendra Wilkinson!
Oh my God you guys, Kendra Wilkinson is officially a single mother, and it’s so hard for her! Except not really, because she’s still married […]
Famewhores
Heidi and Spencer are bankrupt!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … Ahem, excuse me, I have no idea where that came from. Anyway, as it turns out Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are even […]
Oh Look, it’s Crazy vs. Crazy!
Because eventually the eternally burning ball of crazy that is Tila Tequila would be challenged for the title of ‘Ruler Of The Batshit Crazies’, Ho-Chi […]
Tila Tequila is probably not a kidnapper!
Yeah, so remember yesterday how I posted that weird-ass video where a bunch of paparazzi ask Tila Tequila if she ever kidnapped someone? Well, there’s […]
Audrina Patridge was raised by this …
With Audrina Patridge getting kicked off of Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About and landing a brand new reality TV show, Audrina’s […]
Everybody hates Tila Tequila!
And now, for your daily “What in the fucking fuck?” fix: Tila Tequila arrived two hours late to her own birthday party (what a thoughtful […]
‘The Hills’ will not go away!
I won’t lie: I was positively giddy when it was announce that The City was going off the air, because I firmly believed that it […]
Snooki hasn’t had smoosh smoosh in three months!
Who wants to hear about Snooki‘s sex life? What’s that? You’d rather I come to your house and drill a hole in your head than […]
Spencer vs. Perez: There can be only one douchebag!
Because ‘The Time Of Gathering’ is upon us and they must utilize ‘The Quickening’ in order to fight for power over all douchebags (It’s a […]
J-Woww is a ‘Jersey Shore’ dumbass!
So J-Woww, the chick from Jersey Shore who has big boobs and isn’t Snooki, was reportedly offered $400,000 to pose topless for Playboy, only to […]
Kim Kardashian is a haggard old witch apparently!
It’s official people: You can all kiss Kim Kardashian‘s piss-soaked ass goodbye. Kim has agreed to never pose nude again because she thinks that she’s […]
Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!
By now, you guys know how I feel about Heidi Montag: Namely, that she’s a vapid famewhore, but I kinda feel bad for her because […]