Kim Kardashian made $60K off New Year’s Eve!
Look, I really don’t believe anyone when they announce a fresh new apocalypse theory, so of course I don’t believe the world is going to […]
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Kim Kardashian tweeted Barbie!
Hold onto this fact before we delve into this next story: Kim Kardashian is a money-grubbing whore and she reportedly charges $10,000 per tweet. Got […]
Kim Kardashian denies doing nothing in Haiti!
What, did you think Kim Kardashian using child labor to peddle her shoddy, ugly merchandise would be the worst story about Kim today? HA! Bitch […]
Kim Kardashian products are made by kids?
Has anyone noticed that whenever anyone asks Kim Kardashian what she does, she always says she’s a business executive? Which is hilarious because she has […]
Surprise! Kim Kardashian is a selfish douchebag!
Remember how there was a whole big stink about whether or not Kim Kardashian should give back all her wedding gifts because it turned out […]
Kris Humphries calls Kim’s shows fake!
Why is it news when people call Kim Kardashian‘s shows fake? I mean seriously, at this point, that’s like freaking out because someone called The […]
Kim Kardashian gives back to Haiti (but not really)
As a ploy to make her seem like a generous and giving person (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no she isn’t) Kris Jenner took Kim Kardashian down to Haiti […]
Does Kim Kardashian even know what Megaupload is?
Just in case you’ve never been on the web before, there’s still a huge legal shitstorm brewing between file sharing sites and record labels over […]
How much would you pay to be by Kim Kardashian?
Remember back when Kim Kardashian was on “media lockdown”? Yeah, that turned out great, didn’t it? Only Kim can lock herself in a house and […]
Kim Kardashian called Khloe a troll!
Much like the minotaur she actually is, you should never try and waken a sleeping Kim Kardashian, otherwise she will chase you through her labyrinth […]
Kim Kardashian: Domestic abuser?
So during the premiere episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, famewhore Kim Kardashian apparently took a playful swing at Kris Humphries after he […]
Australia might ban Kim Kardashian!
Despite the fact that Australia is home to some of the world’s deadliest animals (Have you seen the spiders down there? ENORMOUS. Did you know […]