Tyler Perry presents Kim Kardashian’s acting failure!
Despite the fact that her last attempt at screen acting was in Disaster Movie, a film so shitty everyone who watched it ended up getting […]
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Will Kim Kardashian occupy Wall Street?
So Occupy Wall Street has been running strong for something like well over a month now, and despite your personal feelings about how the protesters […]
Kim Kardashian’s marriage will last forever!
… and by “forever”, I mean “about four months, tops”. Anyway, on Kim’s Fairytale Wedding (which really should have been called Slutty Assbeast Shrieks Like […]
Kim Kardashian filmed her wedding for fans?
Full disclosure here: I saw the first part of Kim’s Fairytale Wedding reality special last night (not of my own volition, mind you: my sixteen-year-old […]
Oh joy, Kim Kardashian might be pregnant!
I’m guessing after yesterday’s news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries realized they made a huuuuuuuge mistake by getting married to each other, they’ve decided […]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries hit a rough patch!
So yesterday, I reported on the fact that Kim Kardashian might not always be seen wearing her wedding ring, because she wants to avoid over-accessorizing. […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t always wear her wedding ring!
So despite only being married for something like a month and a half, Kim Kardashian has decided that wearing a wedding ring is hard and […]
Kim Kardashian’s sex tape deal got pissed away!
So remember that “mystery buyer” who wanted to buy the rights to Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape? Well, guess what? It turns out that the “mystery […]
Kim Kardashian: Pussycat Dolls’ new pimp!
To be completely honest, I was never really a fan of the Pussycat Dolls. Not only was it basically just a huge band backing up […]
Newlywed Kim Kardashian: Miserable already?!
The best part about the latest cover of Star which claims Kim Kardashian is already miserable in her new marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries […]
Kim Kardashian and Pauly D cause the saddest riot ever
See what I mean about reality TV turning normal people crazy? Because it does. It turns normal people crazy. As my second piece of evidence, […]
Kim Kardashian is riding her psoriasis to the bank!
Remember how Kim Kardashian did the whole “Oh woe is me, I have psoriasis! I hope nobody ever sees it!” and then told everyone about […]