Scary Movie 5: Lindsay Lohan AND Charlie Sheen!
Because the only thing less timely than a Black Swan spoof is a bunch of Charlie Sheen jokes, he of the perpetual drug-induced frenzy has […]
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Lindsay Lohan’s blame game!
Back in 2010, Lindsay Lohan allegedly ran into a paparazzo, because as everyone knows, the gravitational fields of people with cameras and LiLo’s car bumper […]
Lindsay Lohan made the crew strip!
In her career, Lindsay Lohan has made movies where she played twin strippers who showed her boobs, a maladjusted drug-addicted who banged Danny Trejo and […]
Katy Perry avoided Lindsay Lohan!
You’d figure what with her absolutely stunning, soon-to-be award-winning portrayal of Liz Taylor, as well as her dramatic turn in The Canyons, everyone should want […]
How does Lindsay Lohan still have a driver’s license?
It confuses me how Lindsay Lohan still has a driver’s license, especially since the poor dumb-dumb drives like she’s auditioning for the part of Penelope […]
Lindsay Lohan is back … again
If you haven’t already nailed down Lindsay Lohan‘s cycle of screwing up, you’re kind of lost here. But for the sake of clarity, here it […]
Lindsay Lohan lied about her brakes failing!
I know, I know, there’s absolutely no reason why I should be reporting about how Lindsay Lohan‘s mouth opened and a lie fell out, but […]
Lindsay Lohan might be in ‘Scary Movie 5’
Ever since Lindsay Lohan was cast in Liz & Dick for the sake of publicity, she’s rewarded the cast and crew by turning into a […]
Lindsay Lohan sounds like a professional!
Only Lindsay Lohan could take a role in a Lifetime Original Movie and somehow drown it in vodka and delusion until it becomes her award-winning […]
‘Liz & Dick’ is being investigated by unions
Somewhere between the fact that Lindsay Lohan ran her car into a truck before taking a nap that required medical attention, someone must have sat […]
That car crash WAS Lindsay Lohan’s fault!
You better sit down, because what I’m about to say may rock you to your very core. (*Deep Breath*) Okay, you know that car crash […]
Guess what Lindsay Lohan did on Saturday night?
I’ll give you a hint: Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be acting professionally, working to rebuild her career, plus she just had a high-profile case […]