Lindsay Lohan is un-freaking-touchable!
I hate to say I told you so, but let’s face it, I (as well as every other gossip blogger out there) have pretty much […]
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Lindsay’s probably going to jail!
Hey everyone, remember Lindsay Lohan? Remember when she used to be relevant until everyone started freaking the shit out because a violent drug-addict said “TIGER […]
Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice!
And the plot gets thinner … apparently, Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice during her now infamous necklace heist, who served as her distraction while she […]
Lindsay: Spending six months in jail?
… HA! I’m just fucking with ya! Lindsay Lohan? In jail? HAW! Anyway, Lindsay was in court today (naturally, dressed like a hooooooooer) where the […]
LiLo might have landed herself a new movie!
I know I say this, like, once a month here, but it looks like Lindsay Lohan is ready for her comeback! Well, assuming she doesn’t […]
Michael tried to book Lindsay on Letterman!
So apparently David Letterman announced that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on his show the other night after an “acquaintance” of Lindsay called the […]
Charlie gives advice to Lindsay. Face, meet palm.
For reasons entirely beyond me, Charlie Sheen decided to give advice to Lindsay Lohan during an appearance on a radio show the other day. And […]
Lindsay spent Valentine’s Day with Sam Ronson?
So yesterday was Anna Howard Shaw Day, or if you buy into that sort of bullshit, it was Shameless Capitalism Clumsily Disguised As Forced Displays […]
Lindsay Lohan: A klepto or just stupid?
You decide, America! Apparently, Lindsay Lohan tried to pull the same hustle on the store where she stole a $2,500 necklace just days before her […]
Lindsay’s felony grand theft: WTF just happened?!
Alright everyone, it’s the news I’m sure you’re all absolutely fucking sick of you’ve all been dying to hear, Lindsay Lohan went in for her Felony […]
Lindsay’s got herself an airtight alibi!
Exciting news, everyone! Lindsay Lohan‘s going to be charged with felony grand theft today at 1:30 PT (4:30 EST) for which she’ll probably serve all […]
Lindsay could have bought that necklace!
Since Lindsay Lohan probably won’t be getting charged with Grand Theft until tomorrow due to a deal she made with the devil (“I can do […]