Lindsay Lohan’s hit and run. (Involving a baby!)
We honestly couldn’t make this shit up if we tried. Lindsay Lohan, fresh off her recent stay in jail and rehab, was driving in WeHo […]
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Madonna’s boy toy Jesus Luz hits the beach!
Madonna‘s boy toy Jesus Luz (Notice the red string: I guess he’s all into Kabbalah now too?) enjoys the afternoon with friends – actors Priscila […]
Yup, Paris Hilton is screwed!
Because of fucking course she does, Paris Hilton may be doing coke after all. If you’ll remember, she’s been trotting out lame excuse after lame […]
Khloe is gonna have to turn a lot of tricks!
Ladies and gentlemen, break out your tiniest violins: Khloé Kardashian lost her $850,000 engagement ring from Lamar Odom. You know; the one she got for […]
Today’s eye candy is provided by Kellan Lutz!
Twilight actor Kellan Lutz shows off some super sexy abs (and his Calvin Klein undies) as he grabs a few things from his car while […]
Speidi isn’t selling that sex tape anymore
Well, looks like after Vivid Video called them on their bluff, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have backed away from selling the sex tape that […]
Joan Rivers got snubbed!
Alright, so the latest batch of D-list losers (and Margaret Cho; Seriously how’d she get mixed in with those nobodies?!) has been announced for Dancing […]
Speidi’s sex tape isn’t real; The world isn’t ending!
Who fucking called it? Anyway, it looks like Vivid Video is calling Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard on is bluff by demanding he show a preview of the […]
Snooki’s boyfriend just got denied!
Hey, remember how Snooki‘s new famewhoring Guido boyfriend Jeff Miranda tried to propose to her on the cover of Trashy Hoes Quarterly so that he […]
Jon (Hamm) and Kate Plus 8?
Not content to simply ruin the fantastic Emmy Awards opening (as well as her own children), Kate Gosselin is now hoping to parlay her invitation […]
How … ummm, romantic?
It’s only been about two weeks since they were first seen together, but it looks like Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, has already proposed … […]
Paris Hilton has the vapors!
Proving once and for all that Paris Hilton is literally a weapon of biological warfare, the queen of the celebutards was arrested for cocaine possession […]