Paris Hilton is still sad about her infamous sex tape!
You’d figure seven years down the line, Paris Hilton would have probably gotten over the fact she had to release a sex tape just to […]
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Paris Hilton’s pink Bentley got wrecked!
Remember that dumbass pink Bentley Paris Hilton got for basically being a useless, vapid bitch? Remember how she paraded it around, completely oblivious to the […]
Paris and Lindsay are BFFs again?
Remember how last week, Paris Hilton made a crack about Lindsay Lohan‘s love of stealing jewelry on her terrible reality show? And then Lindsay got […]
Yup, the Paris vs. Lindsay feud is on!
Never one to let a joke about her roll off her shoulders, Lindsay Lohan is hitting back at Paris Hilton after Paris took a jab […]
Paris Hilton took a shot at Lindsay Lohan!
Oh joy, it’s slutty, blonde, has-been pot versus slutty, blonde, has-been kettle. Anyway, on her shitty show on the Oxygen network (HAHAHAHAHA!) that will probably […]
Paris Hilton and Cy Waits’ attacker is going to jail!
Despite cementing his status as an American hero by attacking Paris Hilton and her stupid boyfriend, Cy Waits, the man who attacked them, James Rainford, […]
Paris Hilton and Cy Waits were attacked!
Yesterday, Paris Hilton and her loser boyfriend, Cy Waits went to court to face the man who tried to break into her place with a […]
Sarah Shahi hates Paris Hilton as much as you do!
So apparently, some time over the Easter weekend, Fairly Legal actress Sarah Shahi almost got hit by Paris Hilton‘s car, and then everyone’s least favorite […]
Paris Hilton is a lying liar who tells lies!
When most celebrities drop off the face of the earth, they usually have the decency to at least stay down in obscurity. But not Paris […]
Paris Hilton is desperate to stay relevant!
Allow me to preface this post with the following PSA to the guy who insists on keeping Paris Hilton in front of the camera: I […]
Whores Fighting Again: Paris vs. Kim
Remember that ceasefire between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian over who was the biggest, most annoying famewhore that everyone hates? Well, it’s off. It turns […]
Paris Hilton is racist too. Noooooo, really?
Just in case you needed another reason to hate Paris Hilton (at this point, you have like MILLIONS to choose from), it turns out she […]