Lindsay Lohan put herself under house arrest
Like the rest of us, Lindsay Lohan knows that she still has just two more weeks to go before her probation ends and she can […]
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Russell Brand got arrested too!
Sure, it might make absolutely no sense for George Clooney to be in prison, since he didn’t actually do a damn thing, but at least […]
Jennifer Lopez’s stunt double is a man
All right, I’m just going to say this now because I’m sure no one is going to get the reference: does anyone remember Jade Sotomayor […]
Meghan McCain is ‘strictly dickly’
Somehow, John McCain’s sperm was somehow able to transfer his old, angry white genes into Meghan McCain, best known for being hot and blonde and […]
Lady Gaga wants ALL THE KIDS
Despite the fact that Lady Gaga thinks she’s 24/7 art, refuses to wear normal clothes and performs the kind of constant theatrics that would scar […]
George Clooney was arrested!
Actor, humanitarian and hunk George Clooney is a class-act, and kind of the last person you would expect to be arrested for anything ever. Except […]
Jack Black doesn’t agree with Courtney Love
Shockingly, people out there aren’t exactly hot on Courtney Love‘s recent “The Muppets are raping me and Kurt Cobain!” bit, which she somehow pulled out […]
Pauly D is going to deejay during Snooki’s delivery?
When it was announced that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was pregnant, everyone immediately jumped on the easy 2012 jokes, but I went ahead and gave her […]
Russell Brand has an arrest warrant out for him
Remember when Russell Brand tweeted a joke yesterday about how he wasn’t causing personal damage to the personal property of others by launching someone’s iPhone […]
Lindsay Lohan denies any wrongdoing!
Despite the fact that this one has all the classic elements of a Lindsay Lohan tale — a club, a car, a litigious asshole, Lindsay […]
Jon Hamm is still right about Kim K. being stupid
Since Kim Kardashian has yet to get the hint that she’s a stupid bag of cellulite whose beauty and fame fades with each passing second, […]
Russell Brand thinks he’s funny
In case you didn’t hear about this, Russell Brand snatched a guy’s iPhone and threw it through a building because Russell got all whiny about […]