Jessica Simpson will slap a hoe!
Because what America really needed was another reality TV show where a panel of three celebrity judges critique people in a given field, NBC’s Fashion […]
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An ‘Idol’ hopeful is getting kicked out for lying
I haven’t been watching American Idol this season, mostly because whoever wins is just going to have one mediocre song on the radio before fading […]
Lindsay Lohan got into a hit and run?
UPDATE: This just in via Lindsay’s Twitter account … Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted […]
Kim Kardashian: Poster child for plastic surgery!
I think it’s kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian has had some amount of plastic surgery at this point, since her […]
Is Robert Downey Jr. a gossipmonger?
While we pride ourselves on being a gossip blog, the unfortunate thing is that we very rarely, if ever, get some first-hand stories. Mostly because […]
Courtney Love is a victim of Muppet rape?
As we delve further into the mushy goop of drug-addled crazy between Courtney Love‘s ears, it appears we’ve finally gotten to the point where Courtney […]
Have you seen HardTV yet?
I’m not sure if you heard, but I have this new TV show called HardTV out right now … yes, that’s right, I’m on cable […]
Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth are divorcing!
I don’t know who either of these people are, but they’re attractive, newly single, and it’s the top story on every news site ever right […]
Jon Hamm doesn’t think he’s handsome
Proving the importance of a good sense of modesty (Kim Kardashian, I’m shooting withering glances at your dumb, fat ass) Jon Hamm revealed that despite […]
Russell Brand smashed someone’s phone
Now that Katy Perry and Russell Brand have officially broken up, it’s starting to look like Katy has had the easier time moving on, since […]
Kim Kardashian thinks she isn’t dumb!
One of the most important things my mother ever taught me growing up is that stupid people have no idea that they’re stupid, and that […]
Ryan Gosling is, unfortunately, not single
Over the weekend, reports circulated that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes split up, prompting the entire web to try and place dibs on Ryan because […]