Kate Winslet. Nude. ‘Nuff said.
So Kate Winslet‘s new ad for Lancôme hit the web recently, and it features her writhing around on the floor naked and you’re not even […]
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Snooki smacked a bitch!
Snooki, America’s favorite orange, whorish leprechaun, made her WWE debut last night, where like a laxative-laden brownie, the bitch messed some shit up and was […]
Justin Bieber’s fans are totally sane!
Remember last week when Justin Bieber was in London and a bunch of crazy fans nearly started a riot outside his hotel? Well hold on, […]
Avril Lavigne is soooooo edgy!
Because she has a new album to sell and she needs some sort of hackneyed way to pimp it out, Avril Lavigne decided to show […]
Sarah Silverman should be an ambassador!
I’m actually a huge Sarah Silverman fan, unlike certain other snobby filmcritics I know who think she’s just a crass comic. Although that may be […]
Ha ha, Kim Kardashian is stupid!
I don’t watch any of Kim Kardashian‘s shows, mostly because I have a functioning brain and I don’t care what two whores and a wookie […]
Lindsay Lohan is quitting smoking!
Good news, everyone! Lindsay Lohan is finally giving up that one major vice that’s been holding her back for all these years: smoking! Meh, to […]
Usher has a sex tape too. Go figure.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen the last celebrity sex tape hit the market, which means the celebrity gods have decided to bless the […]
Justin and Jessica wanted ‘different things’!
Now that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have broken up real real and not for play play, you’d probably expect some crap from their publicist […]
Kevin Smith vs. The Westboro Baptist Church
If, like me, you’re a die-hard Kevin Smith fan and even managed to sit through Cop Out (get over it people, it wasn’t that bad. […]
Ke$ha really wants your attention …
In the great war of one-upmanship between Lady Gaga and Ke$ha, there are no winners: Only people with bleeding ears and absolutely zero patience left. […]
Do not take pics of Jake taking a piss!
There are many, many things one should not do in a bathroom. Like, TONS of shit that’s not supposed to go down in there. Like […]