It’s like ‘The Hills’ never ended …
Oh look, two of the whores from The Hills are fighting. Again. Honestly, it’s like fucking clockwork with these people. Anyway, Whitney Port, who I […]
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Justin Bieber dies on another TV show!
So Justin Bieber made a return trip to CSI last night, proving once and for all that they literally have just stopped fucking trying. Anyway, […]
Lady Gaga drinks the pain and weight away!
Ever wonder how Lady Gaga keeps her slim figure? Well, it turns out she’s on something call the drunk diet, where she just drinks a […]
‘The Hills’ were alive with the sound of FAKE!
In today’s “News you probably already knew but really just needed to be confirmed,” Kristin Cavallari has gone on the record to say that nearly […]
Someone stole Paris Hilton’s cake!
I’m not really sure who this Paz person is, other than he lives in Hollywood (I think) and he has an acoustic guitar and a […]
Lady Gaga wore a … I think this is a condom?
As much as I harp on Lady Gaga (and let’s face it, I harp on her A LOT), I respect her deeply for teaching her […]
About those Justin Bieber rape comments …
While the settling dust of Justin Bieber‘s … comments, let’s just put it that way, continues to be swept up and analyzed because clearly the […]
‘Sex and the City 3: More friggin’ shoes!’
Remember how Sex and The City used to be a good show, and then it was turned into an okay movie, and then that okay […]
Paris Hilton made up with Kim Kardashian!
Oh joy, Paris Hilton (heretofore referred to as “Whore A”) and Kim Kardashian (heretofore referred to as “Whore B”) have apparently made and settled their feud. Yeah, […]
Michael tried to book Lindsay on Letterman!
So apparently David Letterman announced that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on his show the other night after an “acquaintance” of Lindsay called the […]
In case you forgot what made Kim famous …
The Hollywood Reporter did a expose on Kris Jenner, the pimp matriarch of the Kardashian family responsible for whoring out her daughters to whatever and […]
Charlie gives advice to Lindsay. Face, meet palm.
For reasons entirely beyond me, Charlie Sheen decided to give advice to Lindsay Lohan during an appearance on a radio show the other day. And […]