Charlie Sheen’s Whore-a-Thon: The Movie!
Show of hands: Anybody out there want to watch a porn consisting of two minutes of sex and fifty-eight minutes of cocaine-eating and promising to […]
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I love you, Darren Aronofsky!
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Halle Berry is actually batsh!t crazy!
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Justin Bieber & The Situation. Together. EVERYBODY PANIC!
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Charlie Sheen hates all of you *thiiiiiiiis* much!
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Lindsay Lohan was ‘loaned’ the necklace. Uh-huh. Right.
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James Franco is a rentboy!
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Anderson Cooper got punched in his pretty, pretty face!
We haven’t been covering the revolution in Egypt on the site because … well, we’re a gossip site people. We don’t actually really cover real […]
Halle Berry says Gabriel Aubry called her the N-Word!
You know, I used to think Halle Berry was the most boring person in the world. Hell, even getting into a handful of hit-and-runs couldn’t […]
Oh dammit to hell, KFC …
Remember that God awful rap song that Spencer Pratt shat out onto the Internet that was supposed to be a shill for KFC? Well it […]
Jennifer Aniston Vs. Perez Hilton!
As much as I do occasionally make fun of her, I really do like Jennifer Aniston. Her movies aren’t great, sure, but she’s a good […]
So Lindsay Lohan’s a diamond thief now. Of course!
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