Heidi Montag regrets getting plastic surgery
Oh look, another interview with Heidi Montag. Man, you’d figure these two assholes would be a little too busy looking for a job to give […]
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RYAN REYNOLDS-GASM!
Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds! Okay, got, that out of my system. Anyway, everybody’s favorite walking wet dream has been […]
Prince William is pre-divorced too now!
Oh for fuck’s sake people, STOP GIVING EACH OTHER RINGS. Christ, it’s hard enough keeping track of who’s who, now I have to keep track […]
Olivia Wilde was a professional eater (HEE!)
I’m not really sure who Olivia Wilde is, mostly because I never really got into House (suck it, TV nerds), but apparently she’s pretty and […]
Tina Fey got censored!
So by now you’ve probably seen Tina Fey‘s acceptance speech the other night for the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, and we can all […]
Bristol Palin is a precious little snowflake!
Despite having less dancing talent than she has brains or condoms, Bristol Palin is still on Dancing With The Has-Beens, because apparently the audience likes […]
Nick vs. Jessica: IT IS SO ON!
Alright, so by now you heard that Nick Lachey got engaged to Vanessa Minnillo (who?), and that Jessica Simpson retaliated by having her boyfriend Eric […]
Jennifer Aniston: Homewrecker?!
Now that Courtney Cox has dumped David Arquette, and the David is taking the fast lane Batshit-Crazy Town, U.S.A., David has decided to come clean […]
Taylor Momsen’s parents actually did suck!
So last week Taylor Momsen told the world that her mother was actually a gigantic fame-whoring stage-mom who sold her into America’s only legal form […]
Speidi to direct porn?!
While Heidi and Spencer‘s sex tape will never happen, mostly because Heidi had her vagina removed to make herself look slimmer and Spencer’s dick is […]
The one where Taylor Momsen earns your sympathy!
It’s pretty often that I see a celebrity acting like a spoiled brat/prostitution whore, I usually chalk it up to a famewhoring stage-mom and a […]
Shut up forever, Kanye West: Episode 1,000,000
Remember how Kanye West so vewy, vewy sowwy about stealing Taylor Swift‘s moment at the MTV VMAs and how he said he was humbled by […]