Jon Hamm did porn too!
I fucking told you people it was a legitimate profession! HOO-YAH! Anyway, Mad Men star Jon Hamm revealed in an interview that he used to […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t give a f*ck!
Yeah it’s official: If Lindsay Lohan gave any less of a shit about her drug addiction, she’d probably die of constipation. As it turns out, […]
Katy Perry’s boobs got banned!
Hey, you guys remember that video of Katy Perry‘s boobs playing tag with Elmo on Sesame Street, right? Right. Well as it turns out, a […]
No, seriously, what the hell?
Oh what the fuck, people. I’m gonna be honest with you, I do porn and even I’m just at a complete loss about this one. […]
You can all kiss Stewart/Colbert ’12 goodbye!
So Jon Stewart was on Oprah yesterday and … Oh, I’m sorry, could you all give me a minute? My brain just exploded and it […]
Paris Hilton promises to ruin Japan!
Alright, so the other day Paris Hilton tried to take a trip to Japan, because haha! That’s the sort of thing you can do when […]
The dumbest lawsuit ever got settled
Hey, remember the good old days when Lindsay Lohan just sued babies instead of, you know, running into them with her car? Oh, those were […]
Yup, Bristol Palin’s still modest!
There are a lot of things that Bristol Palin clearly does not understand. Like why you shouldn’t advocate celibacy as a realistic form of birth […]
This video is brought to you by the letters ‘T’ and ‘A’!
Too easy? Yeah, maybe a little bit. Anyway, Katy Perry was on an episode of Sesame Street, performing a spoof of her song Hot N […]
Lindsay Lohan is doing adderall / cocaine / jail again!
Alright, so by now we all know that Lindsay Lohan flunked her last drug test. Well, as it turns out that wasn’t entirely accurate. It’s […]
It’s going to be a Mariah Carey Christmas! (Again!)
Full disclosure here: I may be a soulless, black-hearted bitch (seriously, it’s on my resume. Ask MK) but I LOVE Christmas. Love love love Christmas. […]
Justin Bieber went to Hooters!
Because Hooters is like a strip club for those under the age of eighteen, Justin Bieber was spotted at a Hooters in the West Edmonton […]