Kim Kardashian: Pussycat Dolls’ new pimp!
To be completely honest, I was never really a fan of the Pussycat Dolls. Not only was it basically just a huge band backing up […]
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Newlywed Kim Kardashian: Miserable already?!
The best part about the latest cover of Star which claims Kim Kardashian is already miserable in her new marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries […]
Kim Kardashian and Pauly D cause the saddest riot ever
See what I mean about reality TV turning normal people crazy? Because it does. It turns normal people crazy. As my second piece of evidence, […]
Kim Kardashian is riding her psoriasis to the bank!
Remember how Kim Kardashian did the whole “Oh woe is me, I have psoriasis! I hope nobody ever sees it!” and then told everyone about […]
Oh goodie, the Kardashians are breeding now!
What, like you thought they’d be done exploiting major personal life events for profit? HAHAHA, no. Like any good pimp, Kris Jenner knows to keep […]
The Kardashians are white supremacists now?
I never understood Kris Jenner‘s incessant need to give everything a name starting with the letter K. So far, my only theory on the matter […]
Kim Kardashian’s sex tape costs $30 Million!
Good news, “mysterious stranger” (aka Kim Kardashian) who’s looking to buy the rights to Kim’s sex tape! It turns out, Vivid‘s head honcho Steve Hirsch […]
Preview Kim Kardashian’s ‘music video’ …
Coming on the heels of news about “someone” (read: Kim Kardashian) trying to buy the rights to Kim’s sex tape, here’s another embarrassing and pornographic […]
‘Someone’ wants Kim Kardashian’s sex tape off the market!
Remember how when Kim Kardashian got married, all anyone could think about is “Hey, wasn’t that the whore who only got famous because she sold […]
Kim Kardashian’s fake wedding was scripted by E!
Yeah, I know, quelle surprise. So it turns out that just in case anyone got the idea that there was even a single, tiny trace […]
Kris Jenner is cheap, probably also a whore!
So despite the fact that whore Kim Kardashian is a multi-millionaire with enough whore dollars to build her own Scrooge McDuck money pit, her mother, […]
Everyone remembered Kim Kardashian is a whore!
Remember how yesterday, I took time out from my busy, busy schedule of vacation time to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is a whore? […]