Kim Kardashian went wedding dress shopping!
I know, I’m on the edge of my seat too. Anyway, Kim Kardashian decided that she wasn’t putting enough of her marriage preparation on TV, […]
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Kim Kardashian got an ass x-ray!
… This is the stupidest day ever. Kim Kardashian herp derp derp tired of rumors about ass implants derp herpa derp got an ass x-ray […]
Reggie Bush is dating a Kim Kardashian impersonator
It’s a slow news day. Anyway, in the lamest attempt to one up his ex, Reggie Bush is now dating a model who once played […]
Khloe is throwing Kim a raunchy bachelorette party!
I’ll give you a minute to scrub that mental image out of your head … we good? All right, let’s move on. Anyway, as revenge […]
Please don’t talk about Kim Kardashian’s ass!
Despite the fact that pretty much everything else about her is shallow, useless, annoying, or some combination thereof, Kim Kardashian wants everyone to stop talking […]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry is insane!
What, you didn’t think Kim Kardashian would be able to make it through her publicity-based wedding without milking everyone for more money, did you? Ha […]
Kim Kardashian and her fake ring …
Remember how Kris Humphries gave Kim Kardashian a $2 Million dollar engagement ring, despite the fact that you can cover a Ford Pinto in diamonds […]
Kim Kardashian is Anthony Weiner now!
Yeah yeah, I know, kind of a low-hanging fruit at this point, but awkwardly shoe-horning in a joke about politics was the only way I […]
Kim Kardashian vs. In Touch!
Because at this point it’s the only tired relationship trope Kim Kardashian hasn’t trotted then beaten when it keeled over and died, rumors are circulating […]
The Kardashians will swallow your soul!
There’s this one particularly screwed up verse in Revelations where they talk about a beast with seven heads and ten horns (horn distribution is a […]
Kim Kardashian isn’t pregnant … yet!
With Kim Kardashian getting married and possibly changing her name, there’s only one thing left to do: Get pregnant! Because if Kourtney Kardashian‘s pregnancy taught […]
Kim Kardashian wants to ditch the ‘Kardashian’
Having successfully run her maiden name into the ground thanks to terrible celebrity endorsements and just generally being a colossal attention whore, Kim Kardashian has […]