Kim and Kris are heading towards divorce?
Get ready to start setting your Tivo to record Kim’s Fairytale Divorce, because apparently Kim Kardashian and husband Kris Humphries are on the outs because […]
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Kim Kardashian’s marriage will last forever!
… and by “forever”, I mean “about four months, tops”. Anyway, on Kim’s Fairytale Wedding (which really should have been called Slutty Assbeast Shrieks Like […]
Kim Kardashian filmed her wedding for fans?
Full disclosure here: I saw the first part of Kim’s Fairytale Wedding reality special last night (not of my own volition, mind you: my sixteen-year-old […]
Oh joy, Kim Kardashian might be pregnant!
I’m guessing after yesterday’s news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries realized they made a huuuuuuuge mistake by getting married to each other, they’ve decided […]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries hit a rough patch!
So yesterday, I reported on the fact that Kim Kardashian might not always be seen wearing her wedding ring, because she wants to avoid over-accessorizing. […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t always wear her wedding ring!
So despite only being married for something like a month and a half, Kim Kardashian has decided that wearing a wedding ring is hard and […]
Newlywed Kim Kardashian: Miserable already?!
The best part about the latest cover of Star which claims Kim Kardashian is already miserable in her new marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries […]
Kris Humphries sat next to Ray J on a plane!
I’ve never been a huge believer in Karma, mostly because any universe that would allow Donald Trump to douche his way into billions of his […]
Kim Kardashian’s fake wedding was scripted by E!
Yeah, I know, quelle surprise. So it turns out that just in case anyone got the idea that there was even a single, tiny trace […]
Kim Kardashian’s fake publicity marriage is serious business
I know you’re as sick to death about this stupid fucking wedding as I am, but since there’s fuck and all going on right now […]
Kim Kardashian is ripping off the royal wedding
Because no-talent hacks will always jump on other people’s bandwagons because original thoughts are hard and stuff, Kim Kardashian has decided that for her wedding […]
Kim Kardashian is a cockblocker!
Let me just put this as bluntly as I can: I don’t really believe in relationships or monogamy. If only because ultimately they all have […]