Lindsay Lohan: Rotten teeth and dirty hands!
UPDATE! Lindsay Lohan got her rotten teeth fixed! So about that whole “Lindsay Lohan is going to sober up, get her life back on track […]
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Another lawsuit for Lindsay Lohan!
Wait, how long has it been since Lindsay Lohan got sued by someone? Because holy shit, I think this must be some kind of record […]
Lindsay Lohan is not cutting again!
So a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed with a red mark on her arm and Perez Hilton, never one to turn down a […]
Lindsay Lohan might be banging Phillip Plein!
So despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan spent last week screwing married men in order to get herself through NY Fashion Week (although now that […]
Lindsay Lohan sucks as a mistress!
A few days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed getting intimate with a rich married guy, which in case you’re wondering, pretty much tells you everything […]
Lindsay Lohan’s ignoring her community service?
Oh, hey, looks like we’re back up! Sorry about the downtime everyone, but unfortunately we were having some trouble with angry Gleeks firebombing my home […]
Lindsay Lohan got her some throwin’ wine!
As my drunk Aunt used to say, there are two types of wine: the kind for drinkin’ and the kind for throwin’. Considering she used […]
LOL: Lindsay Lohan mistaken for Donatella Versace!
Because the fashion industry loves skeletal, cocaine-addicted women more than life itself. So of course, Lindsay Lohan showed up because hey, it’s a week full […]
Lindsay did TONS of community service, according to LiLo!
Yesterday it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan‘s commitment to the only work that she was currently getting lied somewhere between “fuck” and “all”, and that […]
Update: Lindsay Lohan’s community service!
Please, did anyone really expect Lindsay Lohan to do work? Even if it was court ordered. And she had absolutely no other work to speak […]
Lindsay Lohan calls the kettle ‘pathetic’!
It turns out Lindsay Lohan is so easy to make fun of that even celebrities are allowed to mock her. Which is why Mena Suvari […]
Lindsay Lohan’s new tattoo is so ironic!
Being totally delusional must run pretty deep in the Lohan family, because Lindsay Lohan got herself a brand new tattoo yesterday, and while normally I […]