Charlie Sheen’s Whore-a-Thon: The Movie!
Show of hands: Anybody out there want to watch a porn consisting of two minutes of sex and fifty-eight minutes of cocaine-eating and promising to […]
Actors
I love you, Darren Aronofsky!
So by now you’ve probably heard that Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky has been tasked with directing the next Wolverine movie, since the last one […]
Charlie Sheen hates all of you *thiiiiiiiis* much!
Another day, another episode of the coke-fueled hooker-parade that is Charlie Sheen‘s existence. Today, Charlie is texting the media to let them know that they’re […]
James Franco is a rentboy!
Well, not really. James Franco is actually going to be playing a ‘gigolo’ on Broadway opposite Nicole Kidman. On a sidenote, really? People still use […]
Yeah, about Charlie Sheen’s rehab stay …
Whoops! Did I say Charlie Sheen was in rehab? I meant the exact opposite of that. Turns out Charlie never went to rehab and has […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable DUI!
God I hope no one is a big enough nerd to beat me to that punch. Anyway, remember Alan Tudyk? He was on the super […]
Charlie Sheen is in rehab … again!
So after nearly dying after trying to eat an entire briefcase of cocaine while creating the world’s most incestuous harem, Charlie Sheen has checked into […]
Miley Cyrus + Jeremy Piven = Awkward.
Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven apparently became pretty chummy on the set of the upcoming spy-comedy So Undercover, which of course means they probably banged […]
Tracy Morgan has Sarah Palin in his spank bank! GAG.
At this point I firmly believe that Tina Fey isn’t even writing any actual dialogue or plot-lines for Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock, because there […]
Charlie Sheen wants a ‘Porn Family’. Of course!
So apparently Charlie Sheen was hospitalized yesterday, but I never got around to covering it because (A) I’m lazy, and (B) At this point, unless […]
Give it up, nobody even wants your picture!
Actor Tobey Maguire, of Spiderman fame, avoided the camera as much as possible as he left the Newsroom Cafe in Beverly Hills on January 26th, […]
Jon Cryer is really gullible, huh?
So while Charlie Sheen is out working to ensure that his body evolves to the point where he can literally breath cocaine, Jon Cryer is […]