Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy!
Because as Dorothy Parker once said, “You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think”, Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy […]
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Oh goodie, Kim Kardashian’s getting married next month!
I’m guessing so that E! has something for their fall line-up, Kim Kardashian is rumored to be getting fake publicity-married to Kris Humphries sometime in […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t understand irony!
So remember that time Kim Kardashian sold out the Armenian Genocide for the sake of appearing on another issue of Cosmopolitan magazine? Well here it […]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding will have product placement!
Because there’s not a single part of life that they can’t wring for every last cent, Kim Kardashian has decided she needs everyone at her […]
Kim Kardashian went wedding dress shopping!
I know, I’m on the edge of my seat too. Anyway, Kim Kardashian decided that she wasn’t putting enough of her marriage preparation on TV, […]
Kim Kardashian got an ass x-ray!
… This is the stupidest day ever. Kim Kardashian herp derp derp tired of rumors about ass implants derp herpa derp got an ass x-ray […]
Reggie Bush is dating a Kim Kardashian impersonator
It’s a slow news day. Anyway, in the lamest attempt to one up his ex, Reggie Bush is now dating a model who once played […]
Khloe is throwing Kim a raunchy bachelorette party!
I’ll give you a minute to scrub that mental image out of your head … we good? All right, let’s move on. Anyway, as revenge […]
Please don’t talk about Kim Kardashian’s ass!
Despite the fact that pretty much everything else about her is shallow, useless, annoying, or some combination thereof, Kim Kardashian wants everyone to stop talking […]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry is insane!
What, you didn’t think Kim Kardashian would be able to make it through her publicity-based wedding without milking everyone for more money, did you? Ha […]
Kim Kardashian and her fake ring …
Remember how Kris Humphries gave Kim Kardashian a $2 Million dollar engagement ring, despite the fact that you can cover a Ford Pinto in diamonds […]
Kim Kardashian is Anthony Weiner now!
Yeah yeah, I know, kind of a low-hanging fruit at this point, but awkwardly shoe-horning in a joke about politics was the only way I […]