‘Jersey Shore’ may have been ripped off!
Oh look, people are fighting over who created MTV’s Jersey Shore, and surprisingly, it’s so that they can lay claim to it, instead of pointing […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
I am thankful for Tila Tequila! (But not really)
Are you worried that you’re going to overeat today at Thanksgiving? Well have I got the cure for you! Tila Tequila made out with d-list […]
I am thankful for Jay Leno! (Being a douchebag)
As if Jay Leno didn’t completely ruin what little good will he still had by ousting Conan O’Brien and being terminally unfunny, Jay decided to […]
The Kardashians have a book now!
When you think of Kardashians, the last word you’ll think of is “literary geniuses”. Well, actually, the last words you’ll think about are “elegance” or […]
Kanye West has mouth diarrhea … again!
Now that Kanye West has reminded the world that he can make a decent album that people won’t shut the hell up about (yes, I […]
Dr. Ryan wasn’t going to nip or tuck Heidi anymore!
And now for the continuation of the on-going saga that is Heidi Montag‘s freaky-ass Bride of Frankenstein carcass she calls a body: Today, one of […]
Miley Cyrus is legal, y’all!
Good news everyone! Miley Cyrus‘ vagina can no longer get you sent to jail for statutory rape! Which must be a huge weight off of […]
Courtney Love is a diamond thief now!
Somewhere between posing nude on Twitter, ranting on Facebook, and making new music (HA! Just kidding, she’s not doing that), Courtney Love has apparently added […]
Who let Lindsay behind the wheel again?!
Now that Lindsay Lohan is slowly starting readjust to normal society, some dipshit has decided to let the girl drive a car again, because Lindsay […]
Heidi Montag was in love with her plastic surgeon!
Because of fucking course she was, a friend of the now deceased Dr. Frank Ryan is coming forward, saying that Heidi Montag was actually in […]
Taylor Momsen is on ‘indefinite hiatus’!
Bad news for those of you who like terrible, terrible television: Taylor Momsen has been shitcanned from Gossip Girl. Well, not “shitcanned” per se, more […]
David Arquette is doing just fine, everyone!
Sure, he got dumped by his wife, hasn’t had a career in over a decade and he’s now past his prime, but David Arquette is […]