OMG, they killed Bieber! You bastards!
Bad news, teenage girls/adult women who don’t understand how statutory rape works: Justin Bieber was murdered horribly last night … by Eric Cartman and Cthulhu […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
OH MY EARS! WHY ANGELINA, WHY?!
Because Jersey Shore star Angelina really needs more attention now that she’s taking the long road to Obscurity Town, U.S.A., the bitch decided to release […]
Spencer Pratt’s new reality show looks … promising
Now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in the poor house where they belong, Spencer has finally learned the value of hard, honest […]
Hulk Hogan is getting pre-divorced!
Quick! Somebody get the Moonshine, a couple of shotguns and a tear-away powder blue tuxedo; Hulk Hogan just filed for a marriage certificate! Awwww, I […]
Carrie Prejean isn’t dead!
Sadly for all of us, Carrie Prejean is apparently still relevant, which shouldn’t come as a surprise to you since all she does is say […]
I want Robert Downey Jr.’s nuts!
And by nuts I mean peanuts. I’m sure your minds must be lovely and warm down in the gutter, but when I said “Robert Downey […]
John Mayer banged Giada De Laurentiis?! Hell naw!
Because John Mayer‘s racist KKKock will enter just about any vagina so long as it’s white, (Heil, mein Führer!) Star magazine is lying reporting that […]
Pink is preggers!
It’s no secret that everyone here loves Pink. And I mean LOVE loves Pink. If we could, we would all totally switch teams and marry […]
OH HAI I IZ ON UR PLAYBOY COVER LOLZ!
There’s a perfectly logical reason why I used pigin in the headline, okay? It’s an inside joke, don’t ask. Anyway, Kendra Wilkinson, ever the face […]
Heidi and Spencer … kidnappers?! LOL!
You know what I did this morning? This morning, I woke up, made some eggs and toast, put on some tea, turned on the computer […]
Suck it, Leno!
So Conan O’Brien made his return to television last night (*Hold for applause*) on his new TBS show, Conan, and in true form, the man […]
Ke$ha explains why she looks like a neon hooker!
Oh Ke(Random Fucking Dollar Sign)ha … You try so hard, you really do. Anyway, in an interview with New York Magazine, the poor man’s Lady […]